blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is to be...
epic-humor: gold-sheep: we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg my jaw just dropped see more
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I’ve got a brill dinner and some cider to wash it down so I’m a pretty happy bunny Wrapped up my first tattoo in clingfilm today and I feel like I’ve achieved something, but now I’ve got to do all my artwork and I’m so not feeling it I could be out for a drink right now but I’m quite happy to be home and cosy
DMU don’t start letting people apply for accommodation till the 13th SO I HAVEN’T MISSED DA BOAT HELL YH
Let us be eager to leave what is familiar for what is true.– Fran Chan (via raeanna)
esthenaut: remember betty remember her face remember what she did for kate remember that remember s t i l l d y i n g w h a t i f w e n e v e r g e t a t v m o v i e
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via thatkindofwoman)
abcherice: i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
celinedionlover: oh my fukcing god
gingerhaze: maybe we can start spreading around the rumor that coffee is a girly drink and then men will stop drinking coffee for fear that it will make them seem less manly and then we can have ALL THE COFFEE TO OURSELVES